Pull Me In Tighter

Isn't it always the case? As soon as you think someone is out of your life for good, there he is -- calling you at work out of the blue, telling you that he's crazy about you still and thinks about you all the time. It never fails.

It would be flattering if it, you know...wasn't coming from a crazy person.

Like the crazy pills lady that got her prescription filled at my pharmacy. She tells me that I wear the cutest shirts. This compliment means nothing coming from her though. She thinks that if she butters me up, I won't call her doctor or the cops.

She's right.