Monday, June 06, 2005

Here's to Pennilyn Lott JUST for BEING Pennilyn LOTT!

Alrighty. I started reading the Dollyography last night. She refers quite a bit to her best friend, Judy. And whenever she talks about Judy's love life, she uses the words "lover" and "fling" a lot. There are no pronouns and she doesn't say "man." This Judy isn't "on the level." Am i using that right?

Methinks Judy is a lesbian. Where this puts Dolly in all of this, I'm not sure.

The best part of the book is the very end -- a Q&A section. Dolly fields questions from her fans. But these are no ordinary answers -- oh, no. Dolly's a comedienne, y'all!

Q: How do you feel about bald men?

A: I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean you ain't a peach.

Q: Are your fingernails real?

A: They're real expensive, and real long.

Q: Have you ever considered suing the tabloids?

A: Yes, for printing lies about me in the middle of the magazine instead of on the cover.

You get the gist.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all for tonight. My air conditioner is broken, and i'm tired and sweaty.

2 Comments:

Blogger Clipgirl said...

Your blog has made me laugh out loud 5 times today. Good job!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

I have to give Dolly at least some of the credit. :)

6:32 AM  

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