It took an hour...maybe a day

I leave for Chicago tomorrow to see Miranda and Jon, and I couldn't be more excited.

For Halloween, Miranda and I are going as Jack White and Loretta Lynn.

Small problem: Jack White is pale and buff, while I am Mexican and scrawny. I look more like Michael Jackson, actually, in my black wig and powdered face.

I should've asked Miranda if she'd switch with me.

"Fist City" - Loretta Lynn