Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Dear Laura from Project Runway:

Hi there. First of all, congratulations on having all those kids. You are very fertile.

Now to the main event --

You were my favorite. You always had a witty comeback or insult for the other designers. And yeah, you had cocktails while you were pregnant with your sixth kid. I still defended you.

And now you're accusing Jeffrey of using outside help to finish his line, claiming that no one could have done all that stitching by hand in just two months.

Now, I know pretty much nothing about sewing and fabric and all that, but is it totally out of the realm of possibility? Jeffrey looks like he's on drugs 24 hours a day. I'm sure he had more than a few coke-fueled, 4-day-long sewing marathons.

Of course, I could be totally wrong, seeing that the preview for tonight's finale includes footage of Jeffrey sobbing after a big announcement.

I'd say I now want Michael to win, but I've seen his collection already and there's just no way that's happening. Go Ulli!

Love,
Joe

P.S. Your husband looks like Dr. Wily from the old Mega Man games.



2 Comments:

Blogger crazyratshaker said...

Jeffrey is clean and I think he did it all himself.

I looked at all the collections, too! Jon had self-control. I'm so excited for the finale tonight, but I don't want it to end. Michael was my favorite, but I don't know what happened.

Go Uli!

P.S. Last night's Gilmore Girls was a definite step up. I thought the Emily dialogue was a bit weak, but I loved the intro scene with Lorelai talking about Snakes on a Plane.

9:55 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

Wasn't the drive-in date adorable? I was so jealous.

And of course, the snake bit was awesome.

4:37 PM  

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