I hate pop-ups and misleading advertisements, especially those tricky Google ads that somehow know that I like Rilo Kiley or How I Met Your Mother. I know it has something to do with the pages I visit, but I've never seen such a misguided attempt as the one I found on a gay entertainment gossip message board:




I don't even know where to begin. Oh wait, yes I do . . .

Mariska Hargitay photos/videos? No thanks.

Divorce litigation in the greater Kansas City area?

And what exactly would a Ted Koppel ringtone sound like? Would it be his voice? Or the theme song to Nightline?