I Dream and That's a Fact
It's been brought to my attention that I don't update that often, and that is correct.
Therefore, I intend to rectify this situation by offering a sort-of Week In Review.
Ste. Genevieve --
My dreams almost came true when I got an almost-kiss from Jeremy. Miranda and I think he is totally dreamy. And he's sooooo nice.
Bowling Update --
Our team played the second-ranked team, and we won 2 out of 3 games. Not too shabby for The Gutter Punkz. On the other hand, I noticed that I am the lowest-scoring bowler on the lowest-ranked team in our Big Gay Bowling League. Ouch.
Favorite New Ringtone --
The theme music to Benny Hill.
Favorite Music Moment --
For the fortieth week in a row, it's that part in Arcade Fire's "My Body is a Cage" when all the instruments come in at once and blow you away.
Second Favorite Music Moment --
The part in Heidi Montag's "Higher" when the song ends and she whisper-asks "Am I dreaming?" and then there are these weird zapping sounds.
Best Purchase of the Week --
At 99 cents for 8 minutes and thirty seconds of music, it really just boils down to simple economics, people. Although thanks to WavePad, I've made a mix-cd-friendly "Radio Edit."
Best Almost Purchase of the Week--
Sure, I'd wear it to Alan's 80's-themed birthday party, but let's face it -- I'd probably wear it a thousand times after that.
How I Know Spring Has Arrived--
There are a zillion more protesters outide of Planned Parenthood, and I'm 95 percent sure I saw one urinating through the gate onto a parked car.
Letdown of the Week--
The Return of Jezebel James. I'm gay, I love Parker Posey, I love Lauren Ambrose, and I loved Gilmore Girls. If I hated this show, there is no hope for survival. The least they could do is lose the laugh track.
My New Favorite Game --
"Dog Pee, Vinegar, or Indian Food?" It goes like this -- before I get on the elevator in my building, I predict what smell will greet me when the doors open -- dog pee, vinegar, or Indian food? I'm actually really good at this game.
Therefore, I intend to rectify this situation by offering a sort-of Week In Review.
Ste. Genevieve --
My dreams almost came true when I got an almost-kiss from Jeremy. Miranda and I think he is totally dreamy. And he's sooooo nice.
Bowling Update --
Our team played the second-ranked team, and we won 2 out of 3 games. Not too shabby for The Gutter Punkz. On the other hand, I noticed that I am the lowest-scoring bowler on the lowest-ranked team in our Big Gay Bowling League. Ouch.
Favorite New Ringtone --
The theme music to Benny Hill.
Favorite Music Moment --
For the fortieth week in a row, it's that part in Arcade Fire's "My Body is a Cage" when all the instruments come in at once and blow you away.
Second Favorite Music Moment --
The part in Heidi Montag's "Higher" when the song ends and she whisper-asks "Am I dreaming?" and then there are these weird zapping sounds.
Best Purchase of the Week --
At 99 cents for 8 minutes and thirty seconds of music, it really just boils down to simple economics, people. Although thanks to WavePad, I've made a mix-cd-friendly "Radio Edit."
Best Almost Purchase of the Week--
Sure, I'd wear it to Alan's 80's-themed birthday party, but let's face it -- I'd probably wear it a thousand times after that.
How I Know Spring Has Arrived--
There are a zillion more protesters outide of Planned Parenthood, and I'm 95 percent sure I saw one urinating through the gate onto a parked car.
Letdown of the Week--
The Return of Jezebel James. I'm gay, I love Parker Posey, I love Lauren Ambrose, and I loved Gilmore Girls. If I hated this show, there is no hope for survival. The least they could do is lose the laugh track.
My New Favorite Game --
"Dog Pee, Vinegar, or Indian Food?" It goes like this -- before I get on the elevator in my building, I predict what smell will greet me when the doors open -- dog pee, vinegar, or Indian food? I'm actually really good at this game.
posted by Joe at 3:38 PM
8 Comments:
I just wanted to add that Jeremy's wife is super-awesome. I mean, TWO pizzas at 3AM!
Okay, I'll comment quickly: Your face in that pic = adorably hysterical! Your music moments = awesome selections. That shirt = totally 80s and perfect for you; you should have bought it. Your new game = me laughing so hard I almost peed myself. I have had a blah Sunday so thanks.
Jeremy's wife IS super-awesome! You forgot the part where she drove me to the gas station to get cigarettes!
Karen - glad I could help with the blahs. Also, we're starting preparations for the 80s party. get excited!
I am going to shamelessly steal this format and use it in my blog. don't sue me for violating your intellectual property.
Helllllllloooo....the Benny Hill theme song has a name. "Yakkity Sax" remember??? Get it together, girlfriend.
omg Yakkity Sax. that made me laughed so hard, my belly hurts.
I thought ur new ring tone was gonna be tte chick that lexf the "dont u done be up there text'n me fo sho" voice mail to me
That shirt would have been perfect to wear! I don't have anything to wear to Alans. I'll have to go to goodwill again or find a flannel shirt in someone's closet.
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