Monday, August 27, 2007

cutesy, yes, but whatever....

It's really only been a week since my last post? That can't be right.

Anyway, I had the day off and I'm beat. I'm going to let my puppy, Rigby, take over blogging duties today.

Take it, Rigs!

Hello everyone. I'm the adorable Boston terrier that Joe likes to dress up. He only showed you the pictures of me in the green polo, right? I had a feeling he wouldn't post that video of the time he made me wear a wig and prance around to "Dreamgirls." What a day that was!

Today was also exciting. Joe had the day off, which means I got to go outside every 1 and 1/2 hours. But when will my owner learn that I like to pee every 45 minutes?

Joe left for a while in the morning, and he returned with bags from Target. Typical. He didn't get any treats for me and my sis, though -- just (more) cleaning products and the Rilo Kiley issue of Spin.

Then he tried to read the new magazine outside on the deck -- by himself! The nerve! I barked and clawed until he let me out on the deck with him. Guess what, people -- it is hot outside! My pink little paws couldn't handle the hotness!

I think Joe sensed that I don't like when he picks up Daddy Number 2 from work and leaves me at home, so I got to ride in the car! It wasn't all fun, though. I threw up a little from Joe's erratic driving. Okay maybe "a little" isn't accurate -- I'm not sure where it all came from.

Finally, Joe made me and Kaya go outside for pictures, but we were not havin' it, y'all. It was hot!

I tried to give Joe hints -- I glared at him like I was Britney Spears and he was a photographer for


I fake yawned


Finally we got to go back inside, but the pictures just didn't stop.


Don't worry, though, I got him back...I peed on his bedroom carpet. Don't tell him or Lukas!

Sunday, August 19, 2007


If anyone cares, I actually did get a chance to download the new Rilo Kiley album. I've listened to it about three times now, and I actually understand why some longtime fans are pissed.

There isn't a single track on the new album that would fit in on their last release, More Adventurous. While (to me) that isn't necessarily a bad thing, it should be noted that MA is in my top five albums of all time.

The new album is dance-y. I think i told Blood Ray that it has a roller-skating jam feel to it. One song in particular sounds like it could be an old Xscape b-side. I love it.

Anyway, M.I.A. also has some new music out, and yes, you can dance to this one as well.

You don't have to have 16 arms to dance to it, but it helps.

Required viewing: the new video for "Jimmy."

*Aside to Dr. Evil -- I finally got rid of the hiccups last night after Lukas slammed on the brakes in an effort to scare them out of me. It worked!

One last thing -- Has everyone seen this adorable picture of my mom holding Rigby?

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Under the Blacklight -- I'm desperate!

I've been searching for WEEKS now, waiting for Rilo Kiley to leak. I'm exhausted. Someone, anyone, please... help a brother out.

Monday, August 06, 2007

I hate pop-ups and misleading advertisements, especially those tricky Google ads that somehow know that I like Rilo Kiley or How I Met Your Mother. I know it has something to do with the pages I visit, but I've never seen such a misguided attempt as the one I found on a gay entertainment gossip message board:

I don't even know where to begin. Oh wait, yes I do . . .

Mariska Hargitay photos/videos? No thanks.

Divorce litigation in the greater Kansas City area?

And what exactly would a Ted Koppel ringtone sound like? Would it be his voice? Or the theme song to Nightline?